Misc Writing Nuggets
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Remember all the time you spent on frivolous things like eating and sleeping, when you could been hugging and kissing.
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Going to a college in New York City to learn about the political health of the USA, is like going to a Doctor for a physical exam, and he only looks at your armpits!
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One time I gambled and doubled my money. The problem was, I only bet a nickel.
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People complain about the idle-rich, and the idle-poor.
The one because they are idle.
The other because they are rich.
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Wouldn't you rather trust everyone all of the time and be wrong once in a while, than trust no one at any time, and be right once in a while.
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Dorothy Parker said: “The cure for Boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for Curiosity.”
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Roosevelt said, "There is nothing to Fear but Fear itself."
Obama said, "There is nothing to Change but Change itself."
I said, "We have no need for Fear or Change, we need IMPROVEMENT."
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Arthur M. Schlesinger Jr said:
There is always a little thrill one gets from saying things well.
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Justice Thomas said:
“This job is easy for those who have never done it.”
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The very pretty nurse could cause problems in a Heart Hospital.
The patient might wake up and see her, and think he had died and gone to Heaven.
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The house was “wired” for lights. In each room there was a wire dangling from the ceiling where one could hang a kerosene lamp.
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People referred to him as “Sweet Old Bob.”
Usually that phrase was abbreviated.
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The elderly man’s shoes were from "NIKE." I said, "If they knew you were going to walk this slowly, I'll bet they would never have sold you those shoes."
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Health costs in this country are so high, because a $5,000 funeral is delayed by an expensive medical procedure.
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Health costs could be reduced if the doctor did not prescribe a medical procedure or a pill that the patient can not pronounce.
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No one makes a penny cutting down a tree, building a house, or drilling an oil well. They make money when someone wants to buy a house, a newspaper, or a tank of gasoline.
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